Showing posts with label what too much?. Show all posts
Showing posts with label what too much?. Show all posts

Sunday, January 1, 2012

What, too much?

Remember that lil post I did on, ahem, balls and how my hand towels keep getting used on the males in this house unmentionables? Wellllll....I thought it was hillarious....so did my husband and his brother..and my mother in law... And I'm not funny often so when I am I get really excited....too excited..and then I become THAT girl.Apparently my father-in-law did not find it funny(although I like to think he did and that he's just not admitting it).  You see, it's usually just my father-in-law and I home for a few hours in the evening because everyone else works late and it's been fabulous because...wait for it...we're finally friends and even make fun of eachother(that means we're friends right?). Well he came home and I couldn't wait. I had to show him those signs. I started talking super fast, damn that coffee, and as soon as he looked at it he turned red and said "ummm too much information, i need to walk outside" at first I thought he was kidding...then I realized I had done it again. Too much. Ugh, when will I learn? Probably never. I think I somehow embarrassed him. Hmmm.Oh well.So, now I know. When it comes to my father-in-law Butt Humor is fine but go beyond that and you get the awkward eye.Please, someone tell me I'm not the only one who does stuff like this.XoJ<br />
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Ps on an awesomer note, Reef found his toes. Yes, this now gives me five semi-calm minutes a day


Wednesday, December 21, 2011

T.M.I

Let's step back to Sunday for a moment...

I was desperate for a shower and reef was covered in puke. My mother-in-law offered to watch him for a bit so I could get a few things done (as of now we're living with my in-laws while renovating a studio type deal). Watch out! I was not going to let this opportunity slip by.

Soooo I figured I would shower Reef with me (I do this way too much when I'm home alone & he's inconsolable) then hand him off to gramma.

I asked if she would come with me and hand him to me once I got in since, let's face it, that's way easier then doing it by myself. I also asked if I could then hand him back to her once he was squeaky clean so I could actually shave my legs.

Now, I didn't realize I hadn't asked her if this would make her uncomfortable until her, Reef, and I were crammed in the bathroom with the shower running as I quickly undressed... The time had passed for me to give her a chance to opt out ot laugh off the awkward so I said nothing, got in, took reef from her, and then proceeded to chitchat with her. It was maybe 3 minutes then i handed the baby back and she left.

While I finished my much needed leg shaving I thought 'hmmmm too much?am I being THAT girl right now??' I totally was. Then I realized 'ohmygod I'm acting like my mom'.....I guess after giving birth in front of an entire class of nurses, my mom, my dad, my husband, my sister, and my aunt I lost all sense of shame. But, even if all of those people hadn't been watching me push Reef out, my college roommate could probably tell you that I would have done it anyways.

Some things never change. I'll always be THAT girl.

Xo
J